Friday or Saturday 9:37 p.m.
The only way to get any money is to invent a new church. This is the Disbelieving Congregation going larger.
1) You've got to wear Marks and Sparks training bottoms. They are not for folk training, but are very good for lolling about in.
2) All heid banging ceremonies have to be accompanied by The Velvet Underground's Sister Ray.
3) You're allowed to kill anyone who is related to you, even just by marriage, or anyone you've known for a long time. Killing folk you haven't known for at least ten years results in hanging.
4) You can take loads of drugs and drink if you want to in this new religion. And you can also do anything you like as long as you have some kind of reasonable consent. No chickens, nobody under your evil power, etc.
5) All you have to do is meditate for two hours a day.
6) If you do well in this religion you get a badge saying: Library Assistant.
13 comments:
I say!
I would post a witty comment here, but I suspect that the whole shebang will be deleted before too soon.
MM III
Re rule number 3, in the biblical sense "knowing" anyone that long is almost unheard of, and by that time you'd be too knackered to kill them anyway.
Me thinks you are under the influence here.
All: I was perfectly sober when I wrote this post. Now is the time to make suggestions for rules. Afterwards it'll be all set in concrete!! Hotboy
I say!
Apparently, if you read this The Secret book, you can achieve anything. It is about the secret laws and principles of the universe.
If that doesn't help, then probably nothing will.
MM III
Mingin'! I'm the only one allowed to write books in this church. Anyway, that's not the kind of suggestion I was looking for. Can't you think of a good church rule? Hotboy
I say!
Something about flatulence, perhaps?
MM III
Stone the disbeliever?
Stone folk with uncontrollable flatulence? I think that's covered by killed anyon you know well if you like. Hotboy
I say!
How about something a bit more liberal?
MM III
Mingin'! I'm into the Joe Stalin church, but if you want it more liberal, we could just let everyone off and say it wasn't their fault. Hotboy p.s. Is that liberal enough? But I do think we should all wear black training bottoms.
Mingin'! I'm into the Joe Stalin church, but if you want it more liberal, we could just let everyone off and say it wasn't their fault. Hotboy p.s. Is that liberal enough? But I do think we should all wear black training bottoms.
Alternatively, get the disbeliever stoned? Ba dum...
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