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Monday 24 December 2012

Barbituates for Christmas!

Christmas Eve 10.43 a.m.
                                       I used to dread these holidays from about August, so things aren't as bad as they used to be. These holidays are when I have to give up doing anything I enjoy and am forced to do things that I know I will not enjoy, which is why I have been usually dreading them for months.
                                       Last year I had the perfect Christmas. I managed to be on my own and had a wonderful day! I ate fresh bread and made a nice pot of soup. Sometimes I felt like singing.
                                        We're having Christmas in the flat for the first time ever this year. This might be a good time to get carted off to the looney bin. I wish there was a heater in my hut. And a camp bed.
                                         I can't stop thinking about the Holy Isle and what it might be like going there. It's going to be pure hell if I haven't wrestled the Nicotine Dragon to the ground beforehand, at least for the first week. My latest plan is to start it off the day after Boxing Day. I should be able to say to folk that I'm going to the Holy Isle on the third and why don't they leave me the fung alone. A three day fast. That would be perfect. No New Year. Stay in. Tell the flatheids to fung off.
                                          'You're caught in a vicious circle, surrounded by your so called friends'. The inimitable Lou.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Good to see that you are full of the Christmas cheer.

MM III

rob said...

On the bright side, a flatheided Xmas will accentuate the holy isle experience. It all balances up.

NaNoSkye said...

I'm having a very quiet day with my husband working and me doing dishes.

I don't celebrate even slightly. Sorry you are stuck in the middle of it.

I hope you can get the dragon down before you go. You'll be within sight of me on a clear day. (not that we've had one of those lately)