So I goes to see the Auntie Kathy, who is living in the heaven for old people, but it is in the west. The man on the other table won't let them put a green vase on their table and swops it. So they are not discrete. At least, they are in your face. She says she doesn't let them know which side she's on. She's called Kathleen O'Connell. I've heard it said that her father came to Scotland and called himself O'Connell when he was really called McConnell. And he called his son Daniel O' Connell. So not much cover there!
I'm an atheist, buddhist, libeertarian socialist, but only in the west do I feel like a tim. Thank God we won't have to put up with these unionist folk, and they can all go to live in England, with their warm beer ... actually, I really like the English. Much more than I like the Scottish, puss bags of prejudice that they are.I think I'll have to make preparations for going back to my own planet.
We were brought up to believe the Orange basturns were ignorant. Pay no attention. They're ignorant. Why should anyone have to put up with that?
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Living in an oldies' home would be tough enough even without sectarian crazies. She probably enjoys your visits, don't go empty handed though. Ginger wine makes a nice gift.
English beer, drunk outdoors in England in summer, is really special. If I lived there I'd be a seasonal alkie.
Albert? In yon desert you can be an alkie all year round! No place like downunder for drinking beer!! Hotboy
I say!
I expect there will be much rejoicing south of your border when the Jocks have to start paying for their own beer, and Jockland is turned into a big golf course for people with their hair on backwards, and they no longer have to put up with the whinging and sectarian hatred.
Am I right in thinking that most of the support for the SNP comes from the English? No wonder!
MM III
I say!
In an attempt to further understand sectarian hatred, I tuned in to the World Service on the wireless the other day, where there was a discussion about the future of Jockland.
I became very confused, however.
It seemed to be the opinion of the interviewee that "The Isle will pay fur a'thing"
I'm assuming that the isle in question is the Isle of Skye, but why on earth should those good people living in Skye have to pay for all the free beer in the future?
MM III
Hotters. Can't see the point in that. No light and shade!
Mngers. Have they discovered oil on Skye?
I say!
I don't think that they've discovered oil in the Isle, but maybe they intend to make a golf couse out of the Cuillins.
MM III
lol
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