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Tuesday 18 October 2011

Wet Tuesday Morning

8:11 a.m.
              I've always tried to regard myself as the average Joe. Well within the usual parameters. When you think of yourself as an average joe, you can get very irritated by the flatheids because they're just lazy, stupid basturns if you are at average Joe. If you thought you were somehow exceptional, you might feel like patronising the flatheids, or even bullshiting them. If you lacked compassion, you could inflate yourself and bullshit them, and ... If you think you're getting the bliss because you've got it somehow from your guru who is at the end of lineage that stretches back to the Buddha, that's probably the best, that is,  if your guru is the business and not some basturn who has inflated himself and is bullshitting you. Of course, you don't get the bliss from your guru. I know this for sure since I was getting bliss way before I had one! You should be able to progress in the juju by interacting with what you think your guru might be, or represent.
             It's wet and cold out there. Wonderful not to be standing at bus stops waiting to go to the jobbie!!

6 comments:

rob said...

Only a few fortunate flatheids stumble across a sensei and reverend who can enlighten them. And they're all in America anyway. Maybe you need to put together a Scottish sales pitch for your market. What would that look like? No blue or green anyway.

Hotboy said...

Albert? I've completely given up on flatheids! The Disbelieving Congregation will never have more than one member! Flatheids are too dumb to meditate and nothing can be done for them. Hotboy

rob said...

What happened to calling them UFOs?

Hotboy said...

Albert? I'm in Newmains so that flatheids have gone right out of my mind!! Hotboy

NaNoSkye said...

We all want to be thought of as exceptional or different. That lovely desire that goes with human birth.

I've been practicing being invisible lately. That is really much harder.

Hotboy said...

Marie! That invisible one has got to be easier with your eyes closed! Not raining here in Newmains yet! Almost always has on a Thursday! Hotboy