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Monday 1 August 2011

The War Against the Machines Part 7 or 8




Monday 1:15 p.m.
                           One machine I would have liked to have bought today was a tape recorder, the kind you could use to record peoples' voices, like the kind reporters used to have.
                            There was once a time before that when you could get twin tapes, a double reel thing for playing the music on, around 1970. Before that you could buy a tape machine for recording off the Radio Luxembourg, but these were rare and you needed to jam a screwdriver into them to make them work.
                            All I want is something to record the mother in law and I have already despaired before setting out the door. I'm sure there are machines that would do this, but you can also probably use them to phone, or get on the internet, or read ebooks, or tell you which bus you are on, or where you are in relation to the Orion Nebula. And I'm sure they will have a big fat instruction manual to tell you all about these useless things you don't want and you will have to read all the way through until you get to the bit that says this model requires a cable which only comes from the Orion Nebula and that's why you have to know where you are in relation to it.
                          This technological revolution is just a sign that the world is in the hands of the uncoolest geeks and big wee boys!
                           The photies are from the top of the National Museum in Chambers Street. We were there on Saturday to check out the refurbishment.
                           
                           

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say!

How about trying a pawn shop?

MM III

Hotboy said...

Mingin'! I only ever go there for presents for the Domestic Bliss. I might get a guitar there though. Hotboy

rob said...

Hotters. Instruction manuals are a thing of the past, since modern devices are so easy to use. Technodinosaurs can still download a manual via internet but they wouldn't be able to understand it.

The newspapers here had photies of the Chambers St opening, and I was so thankful not to be amongst it. I'll wait for the swill to disperse.

rob said...

Interesting viewpoint for the castle. I would never have guessed it was from Chambers St.

Hotboy said...

Albert? The kiddo has located a recorder thing for me! The views from the top of the Museum are odd and unexpected somehow. Hotboy

rob said...

Nice way to psych her out. You might as well tell she'll be died any minute.